A new diet created by me and Ellen last night on our walk to Wellman's:
The Big Pants Diet:
Q: Did you loose weight?
A: Nope, well maybe (said with a twinkle in the eye). I just started wearing size 16W pants.
Q: God you look great! What did you do?
A: Started weighing myself in kilos. (Better yet, tell 'em you weigh 3 stones. That will really throw them off).
Q: No seriously, how the heck did you loose all that weight?
A: I just started buying food I hate.
I enjoy discussing things of topical value with Ellen. One such thing was Tavi Gevinson, 14 yr old fashion blogger and NY Fashion Week A-Lister. Ellen said that she has read Tavi's blog, but can't do it to often, because quite frankly, it makes her feel bad. In other words, this girl Tavi is incredible, but a little too incredible, at 12 yrs old starting and revolutionizing youth blogging culture. I gotta agree. Tavs is pretty amazing, but damn it, why can't I have been that cool at 11?!
I keep meaning to start posting fashion pics on this page. I wish I had done last night's outfit--big bloomer style shorts that were b&w vertically striped, big loose black strappy tank tucked into said high-waisted shorts, Faconnable flats in pearlescent barely-there mauve, and gold jewelry. If only I had been going to a gallery opening, not the first half of South Pacific. Bahhhh....
THINGS OF TOPICAL VALUE?! I ALWAYS THOUGHT OUR CONVERSATIONS WERE QUITE DEEP, ALEXIS...
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