Don't talk to anyone about working, especially full-time.
Don't worry about benefits.
Don't forget about your cat.
Don't spend too much time in the dvd aisle at Target.
And don't use the f-word to your father when he just gave you a ride because you don't have a car and need him to take you to your shitty part time job that you swore you'd never take because you have a college degree damn it.